Obviously I am procrastinating.
I am working on a paper and have reached the SWOC portion of events, and needed to think about the steps. As with all things I need to think about, I turned my chair towards my window to ponder.
Mind: Holy Hell it’s still snowing
Eyes: The snow is halfway up the shed
Feet: I am not running 6k today in THAT, that is just stupid
Mind: Feet, I am making you do it so shut it.
Legs: but I am cold already, why is there no heat in this house?
Wallet: because I am cheap
Mouth: remember that Irish Whiskey we taste tested at the liquor store on Saturday? It would taste really good in the coffee about now.
Mind: Shhh, I am focusing on the steps needed for the SWOC analysis.
Eyes: That is a lot of snow. Don’t expect it to melt anytime soon.
Feet: Seriously, I am not running today.
Mouth: The Apothic red wine is just sitting there, we could drink that!
Back: Wouldn’t warm sand feel great to lie on right now?
Feet: I’d run on sand!
Mind: Shhhh, I am trying to concentrate
Ears: Why does it sound like there are mice in the water heater?
Mind: Not mice, there are no mice.
Fear: I hate mice.
Mind: It ISN”T mice! Just squeaking coming from the furnace.
Fear: sure sounds like mice, what if it’s baby birds – can’t you think of anything worse?
Mind: There are no baby birds in the house.
Eyes: Nope, they are freezing their feathers off outside.
Fear: good, I hate birds.
Mind: STOP IT, legs turn us back around and get back to work
Feet: I am not running in that snow.
Hands: Tell me what to type and I am on it!
Mind: Okay people, focus
Feet: I am really not running, like to see you try to make me.
Fear: it sure sounds like mice
Eyes: Can’t we read something more interesting?
Mind: Shhhhhhhh, focus!
Eyes: fine, Once the internal strengths, weaknesses of an organization is identified….
Mind: I wonder if the 10k maps are up yet for Calgary…..
Musings of The Edmonton Tourist 